Not being a strip club expert,...

Not being a strip club expert, I will say that the only one I've ever been to is Delilah's. Oh, wait, sorry... Gentleman's Club.

Hey, from the nightmarish stories I've heard from friends of mine who have gone to other nudie bars with some... um... how should I put this... "less than savory" dancers, I wasn't sure what to expect the first time I went to Delilah's.

Luckily, the girls here are smoking hot. Now, you won't see me throwing dollar bills at the girls, because, quite frankly, I have better things to do with my money. However, the few times I've gone, I've been the designated driver for a friends' birthday or bachelor party, and they've rewarded me for taking one for the team.