This was a Saturday night, me...

This was a Saturday night, me and the misses decided we wanted to go to a real dive bar strip club. Our hope was to get some dances from down to earth real girls and not cliched done up dancers. Well this place was a dive in all the bad ways. The parking lit should have been better lit. the bouncer looked like a guy another club's bouncer wouldnt let near his club. They charged both of us a cover which should have been a red flag that they aren't making their money any other ways. The drinks were watered down and didnt really get either if us properly buzzed and ready for fun.

There were about 7 girls dancing. 4 wouldn't have gotten out attention at a larger club. However, two were surprisingly hot. Striking up a conversation with one of them we find out they're friends and they crash little dives like this so they don't have to fight for customer attention. Unfortunately we had to compete for their attention and someone else always had them tied up. We did get one dance and they were Christies quality of sexiness. So, maybe go if you think there may be a 9 who is a diamond in the rough. But it's a gamble.