The Physical Club Rating is a...

The Physical Club Rating is a classic case of don't judge a book by its cover. The place is a dive bar. I would have rated it a six but they have a cool hurricane fireplace and nice outdoor seating area. Drinks are the going average. This is the third place we tried that night. The atmosphere is so much better than the other clubs in town.

The Dancers is what makes this place special. They are freaking hot and amazing. No stuck up bitches, just super chill ladies having a good time. This night featured some of the cutest, sexiest, most acrobatic women in Portland. These girls are amazing. Elle, Aja, Winter, Domino, and Juniper were all dancing. They are all gorgeous. I got private dances from each of them. Some were more adventurous than others. All of them were engaging, fun, and unique. Elle and Aja are two ladies I love to come back for. I love Elle because she is so petite and has a great attitude. Aja is beautiful and very talented on the pole. Juniper was my favorite. We visited for a bit, she gave me a great dance, and then she was back on the stage. I took her back for seconds.

The money value is just right for Portland. $20 dances, $1/song at the rack. The booze costs what you would expect.