My wife and I went to...

My wife and I went to Vegas a couple of weeks ago for a family reunion and one night we snuck out to visit a Vegas strip club (We enjoy checking out clubs together whenever traveling). Never having been to Vegas before we grabbed a cab and asked for a suggestion. He suggested Sapphires saying it was the "Worlds largest strip club". We figured sure why not since we had heard that some clubs in Vegas its hard to find tables, so when he mentioned the place was huge we figured it was worth a shot to try a new place.

The cover was $20 to get in and we're greeted by a gentleman with a couple of dancers next to him. Both girls, pretty in their own regard and though not really my type I thought this might be promising that there may be lots of attractive girls at this club.

The guy asked us how many were in our party, and I told him just us. He told us to go ahead and walk in with no other information. We walk down to a large room full of empty chairs notice EVERY SINGLE TABLE has the word "Reserved" on it. We see there is a second room that is completely empty with the same signs. When we saw the bar it was shoulder to shoulder packed.