I can't pretend to know the...

I can't pretend to know the area's clubs very well these days, but Bare n Legal is the closest place to Los Angeles that feels like a place I'd go anywhere. A little pricey for me, but reasonable for Southern California, the specials are well-advertised and predictable and honest: Sundays you get 3 nude dances for $40 (my favorite), Mondays and Tuesdays a VIP goes for $140 rather than $200 (haven't tried, but sounds good if you want to spend that much), Wednesday/Thursdays 5 nude VIP songs for $70. It's open from noon till the wee hours every day, so when you want a naked girl in your lap, unless it's breakfast time, Bare n Legal is worth the hour drive from L.A.