On The Border. Same as...

On The Border. Same as it ever was. Same as it ever was.

Went in on a weekday afternoon. Typical scene, 5-10 customers, same number of ladies. No cover when I arrived. Sat at the bar, had a beautiful blonde a few seats over give me the eye. Unfortunately, the skank on the stage just finished. Yep, she got me. Hot body, hot everything. She came by, asking for a dollar. Gave her one, and asked her to come back when she was done collecting. Mistake. She said ok, but wasnt into it. She arrived, gave a half-hearted attempt to show interest, and I was like I have to go to the mens room. Instead, I was OUT. Seriously, you come by, ask for a dollar, and get rude? I was like, I'll give you a dollar but I'd rather give you 300. You misunderstood. You thought I didn't want to pay a dollar. What I wanted was the 300 dollar treatment, but you were too quick to assume I didnt want to give you the single. Hmmm. Your loss, and the club's loss.