Went to this place on a...

Went to this place on a Monday at around 1 pm. First thing at the door was a cover charge, ok, standard enough right? TWENTY FIVE dollars!! Did I mention this was on a Monday at 1 pm!? Most clubs have free admission at this time of day during the week, or at least discounted. We figured whatever, if they're that steep maybe it's a super classy, awesome place right? Wrong. It was by no means bad, but definitely not far above average either. Everything was mediocre or just ok. Only a handful of girls were working, but it was the middle of the day so I won't fault them for that. There were 5 total and they were all about 5's or 6's out of 10. Most of them said they work nights also, and weekends so I'm going to assume this was not only the second string I was seeing, these qualified as main attraction gals in this place! Their personalities were all the same, nothing great. They talked to my friend and I enough, but totally unenthusiastically. Flat. No charm. Nothing. Their performances offered more of the same, going through the motions while staring off into space and thinking of someplace else. The 25 bucks entrance fee was really starting to annoy me now as I watched these blah dance routines. It wasn't like we weren't tipping, and it wasn't like the place was totally empty either. There was a surprisingly sizeable group for that time of day. I'm guessing these guys were regulars who had sprung for the membership card the place offers (even more money, I didn't even ask how much but if you go often I guess it pays off eventually). They were taking advantage of the free hotdog and hamburger deal, which made sense since it was just about lunch time. Finally something to add some value to the place, but of course we were not hungry seeing as we'd just gone to lunch before checking this place out. No big loss though, the food looked appropriate for what it was... Free. Super basic. Overall this place was not worth the cover, which still annoys me, I mean what is it to get in on a Saturday night then for crying out loud!