I went to the Sunset Strip...

I went to the Sunset Strip on a Friday Night. The best looking dancer there had a massive C-section scar. Next in the order of merit was a dancer who looked like an eagle who offered to have sex with me for $150 in the VIP lounge, thankfully I was there with my wife, so I couldn't take her up on the offer. One of the dancers proceeded to talk to my spouse for thirty minutes about how she needed new glasses. Lastly, the icing on the cake, one of the dancers asked me if I was local. I replied, "yes", and she immediately asked where from. I informed her I was a Canadian, and she disagreed with me that Canada was part of the continent of North America.