I am in Cocoa Beach for...

I am in Cocoa Beach for my annual winter getaway. Have already made three trips to Inner Room...all in the afternoon or early evening (I like the no cover and free shot of Crown). First day I had two dances from Honey. She is very pretty and provided good dances...plenty of stick shifting and my hands were free to roam everywhere. Last two times I had dancers with Adrianna. She is a little heavy but has large, natural breasts. Once again, roaming happened both ways. She kept promising more aggressive fun if we kept going, but after seven total dances not much changed. Even with 40 years of strip club experience I sometimes still fall for the lies...you would think I would know better by now. For the rest of my time here, if the action is not great after two dances I will cut them loose and try someone else.

I do not go for the youngest or prettiest dancer...I look for the ones offering the most mileage. If anyone has a name I should look for, I would be forever grateful.

As always, if you are traveling to Kentucky I can give advise for both Louisville or Lexington.