I swear I have never been...

I swear I have never been here... But if I had, I think it would be close to the wildest place on earth. Seriously, welcome to Porkies nude wild ride none of the bs missouri law. Bring Your own drinks

REGARDLESS of what SOME people may think of the Outhouse, you have to appreciate a club that allows smoking, since the world has gone crazy and outlawed smoking in several states, KS being one of them. I'm sorry, but I feel like I'm at Church every time I go out to a BAR and have to go outside to smoke....like I'm not at the bar already. Can we say, "totally ruined the bar scene for me?" GEESH! Must be a Miami thing that still let's you have a little freedom. God please don't let them ruin my vacation spot lol! Wait a minute, if they do, it's still 70 degrees in the winter so no one will freeze to death whenever they want a cigarette. Goodness! Just punishing us like it's a joint or somethin! And BYOB instead of pricey watered down drinks plus a tip for the bartender or waitress! LOVE IT! Oh yeah, if there's a song you want played, just ask a dancer to play it for you when she goes on stage, just don't forget to tip because she probably already had a set picked out or someone else may have already requested her to dance to their fave.