Hey if you're visiting the FW...

Hey if you're visiting the FW area, and you're looking to take in a game or just want some mild no pressure fun with as many gals to choose from as you could reasonably expect anywhere. . Then bd's is your spot. First off though, be careful you go to the FW bd's or you are surely in for a strange surprise. A couple of us went one time to the alternate bd's - the one located right on the highway close to Cowboys Stadium following a visit there to attend a football game? - holy shit did it ever fukin suck. Everyone, and I mean everyone was smoking inside of a small beat up club that had barfable chicks and to me was a scene right out of shithole Mexico. You'd figure bc it has presumably the same management and the same name on the door that it would be a similar sister club. .. and YOU'D BE WRONG. Ok back to the club at hand. . Cover here is negligible so tip the cowgirl at the entrance, and sure grab a beer from the beer girl as you walk in as the energy of the naked ladies club engulfs ya.

Being from Canada, I always snicker when I'm in a club where the dancers keep their knickers on. . Seems rather silly and it must be a bylaw thing bc you know the girls sure couldn't give a damn. .but I am used to places where the girls might keep their bottoms on for the private dance so all in all its the same. I always prefer to see the girls in their birthday suits w high heels on next to the pole - I noted no poll on the main stage and no polls on most or all of the satellites - now that to me is just wrong. Give these working gals some support how bout? ??

I'd say overall you're going to find a 7 or a 8 here if you show some patience. One thing I like to do is go and sit at the back bar behind the main stage or the upstairs bar - both next to where LDs are given - that way you can swoop in on one of the virgins after their done their sets whos body and dancing style you can assess from afar. You might be intimidating some other guys dance but be polite with your eyes and he or she should hardly notice. One thing I like tado sometimes Is strike up a convo w a dancer while she's LD'ing another guy - joke.. but it is good to case not just the stage dance but the LD dance the gal gives as well. . If you can. . Most guys don't use my method I don't think. I try to make good early reads yknow?

So my success here has varied over the years which is expected. I've had girls who simply won't do the backrooms and others that will go there but it's just increased privacy - to full on head bobbing bbj and offers of intercourse. YMMV but usually if youre forward w the girl she'll lay down the landscape. . Don't be shy about asking your talking to someone who makes their living prancing around naked in public places (or close to naked) and you aren't the first or last to ask. Never hurts to play the tricks and flash a big wad of cash first either so they know you're serious and able. There are two types of side rooms - $300 for some privacy and $600; for full privacy - that comes with 1 bottle dom perignon for the first and two bottles for the second - and that's just money to the bar - then you gotta pay the girl. Hence why so critical to find out from her just what's on offer b4 hand and if you let the promise of a 'guaranteed good time' satisfy you then you're a f00l, although it's not exactly a written contract Anyways. At least you can fight w the manager afterwards and tell him she promised you more than a HJ - joke; - and the bottoms stay on no matter where you take the girls unless of course you have one of these agreements.

The drinks are the prices you would expect and they have these cool shooter glasses w bds logo on then that light up and you can take home. There's 7 girls on 7 stages At any given moment and plenty of tvs especially upstairs to watch your game in style. I'd say the girls are mostly white. . And not too many nastys either. Alex the bartender is adorable and worth harassing:)