Finished dinner with some friends on...

Finished dinner with some friends on a Friday night, didn't feel like calling it a night yet so I headed over to Vegas around 10:30 PM. 10 bucks cover, friendly door girl and waitresses, maybe 10 dancers working. Moderate crowd, plenty of open tables, but I opted to stand at the bar (personal preference).

Ordered a beer and by my second sip a dancer had walked up and started chatting -- the dancers will find you, no questions. Chatted for several minutes and pretty quickly she offered a dance (20, standard). The DJ never really plays a full a song, so a lapdance which lasts "one song" is over in about a minute or so, but once I asked her to keep going once she was more into it and each "song" lasted a little longer.

After two "songs", she asked if I wanted to head to the VIP. Her initial offering was 150 just to get into the VIP (covers a bottle of champagne or wine) and then 400 for her attention after that. Turns out they're "out of" the 150 bottles and only have the $300 bottle left. 700 for the VIP? No thanks. I left soon after. (And as a side note, I asked the brand of wine they were offering me... Kendall Jackson. Around 30 bucks at your local grocery store.)