Mirage Gentlemen's Lounge
101 NY-109 Farmingdale, NY 11735

After having a quick bite to...

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duglyduckling
Jan 18, 2014, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Thursday Evening

After having a quick bite to eat at Wild wings I decided to head over to CR to spoil myself in the company of scantily clad females and satisfy my optical appetite on some sweet succulent live flesh. The operations of this obscure club hasn't change drastically over the years but the talent and clientele is like a nonstop revolving door. It's a fairly easy location to find off the main hwy that sits isolated right beneath the overpass which is a bonus making it that more discreet and private. I've been to CR numerous times on and off over the past 20 yrs and one can find at least a 9 or a 10 dancing there on any given night! You might say this is basically your good old fashioned topless bar on steroids but has a lot of elbow room and the option of just chilling in the background on the elevated seating area to avoid the harlot hussle for tips and dances. Upon arrival I'm obligated to surrender my vehicle to mandatory valet parking that management most likely believes gives you the impression of being an upscale Gentlemens club to boost their image. No big deal except until you depart cause then you look like cheapskate of the century if you don't have any gratuity to tip the guy who's probably working for minimum wage in the first place. Upon entering the dark dimly lit corridor the bouncer immediately checks your ID and directs you to the cashiers window to pay the $10 admission fee. If the place is more dead than the local funeral parlor and the girls are categorically more beast & the beauty instead of vice versa and you decide to vacate the premises like a bat out of Hell then the club made a quick and easy $10 at your blind misfortune. Well on this particular night that was not the case because there was enough eye candy floating around that got me salivating like a dog that sees that big meaty bone just ready and waiting. I walked over to the far side of the bar and propped myself casually down in anticipation of a fun and interesting evening without dropping too much money but not penny pinching either. I ordered a Heineken which is the average $10 to be expected and tastes so much better in the presence of attractive women that intoxicate the mind as well. One particular Asian female caught my eye who was on stage I just could not look away from the whole time she was up there. I tipped her and persuaded her to sit and have a drink with me after her set. Girls here are willing to sit and chat it up awhile if you seem interested and engaging as opposed to some of these high end SC in Manhattan where it's predominantly strictly business. In this case it was a combination of business and pleasure because the bottom line is it's their job and cannot work on charity. I bought her a drink and struck up some conversation waiting for that question you know that's coming that can only be answered with one response or say farewell to your female counterpart who's more than likely pissed off for wasting her time when she could have been closing in on her prey with some other helpless soul ready willing and able to do whatever she asks of them. It didn't take any arm twisting or hard bargaining to persuade me into getting a private dance from this Eastern European Asian angel within arms reach. I had no idea what I was in store for but it turns out the mileage was super high and the erotic factor was off the charts! At $30 a song I felt I definitely got my money's worth and a way better value than going VIP room expecting delusions of grandeur taking a risky gamble. I sat back down at the bar hung out a while longer with my devilish dancer while we consumed several alcoholic beverages of her choice having a great time in her company. There were still other girls I would have liked to get dances from there but perhaps next time if the stars align. I would definitely recommend CR to someone who isn't a hardcore SC patronizer and just looking for some adult T&A action without the FBI atmosphere and intimidation of some of these stone cold ladies who are only all about the Benjamin's. It's a great place to unwind without being pressured but probably would be more lively if they could book some feature entertainers in the adult film industry

 

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