Guys. Seriously. Go anywhere else. They...

Guys. Seriously. Go anywhere else. They let scum in for free until 1 and then you sit in the same seats. You get itch mites, hustled for drinks, horrible lighting, marginal dj's, did I mention mites? They have these new microfiber seatbacks that don't wipe clean and when you feel a little bite or sting they've fuckin got you man. You wanna bring that home to your family? Fucking ghetto infestation bros, doctor won't look at you the same when you go in for full body pesticide, and your family will be like WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU BRING HOME when they're covered in cream head to toe for 12 hours, washing everything in hot water just to stop the biting and itching. Homeless guys camped out at the dumpster (I think they let them in) and I don't think they've hosed off the sidewalk for 10 years.

The girls- why would you pay for bitchy hustlers that aren't even as cute as your woman? You see the pics they post? Run dudes, run. They have instagram and facebook.. baaad idea. Day shifts- One pretty girl and she don't get nude,the semi cute one has such pain from her cheap boob job that you'll regret that vip in about 30 seconds. Here's a list of all the clubs that are better: EVERY ONE. Peace guys, you've been warned.