After some birthday drinks for a...

After some birthday drinks for a buddy out on the Elmwood strip, we decided to venture out to Aero Drive. The b-day kid voted for Pharoah's and that's where we went. When I got there with the second half of the group, there was no doorman and we were able to get in without paying the cover fee! Sadly, that is where the excitement of this trip ends and was the high point of the evening.

We pushed a couple of tables together to accommodate the entire group and the chair I went to sit in was wobbly. I thought little of it and grabbed another one, but it was also wobbly. After the third chair I tried was the same, I became upset that this poor attention to detail could exist. We then sat there for about 10 minutes with no server, so a few of us went to the bar. Our waitress came to us AFTER we had already had our drinks, claiming that she was also watching the door (which is doubtful since no one was there) and then expect to get a tip for just saying that she was going to be our waitress. By this point the only thing that could have saved the evening would be the girls and some high energy activity.

Sadly this was also a let down. The main stage bisects the room into two sections, the side by the private rooms and the other half of the room. We were sitting on the other half and the girls did not make their way over there. Some of the girls were high quality, but they were occupied with people. A few other girls were trolling the bar trying to get free drinks out of guys and had little quality except to go for the full cock tease with no promise of release (cameras monitor the entire private area). There was a great variety of girls, but there was little energy in the room. It was one of the dullest strip club experiences that I have ever had and doubt I will be returning any time soon.