This is the first time ever...

This is the first time ever going to this club where there were no fat dancers. No ugly dancers. No old dancers. No old fat ugly dancers. Thats the good news. Bad news is I gave it an "unknown" on the number of dancers because there weren't any. According to the bartender, there weren't going to be any dancers that night either.

Kinda takes all the charm out of the place.

I was thirsty, and felt bad for the bartender girl who did show up for work. So I ordered a $3 beer and gave her a $2 tip.