So I am new to the...

So I am new to the DMV area and in disparate need of a new "go to" spot for a little get your rocks off fun time. I refuse to go to the "block" in downtown Baltimore, just don't like that scene of high pressure, constantly "up in your wallet" kind of club. So this seems to be the next best thing to what I had gotten use to from the mid-west area, Michigan. So far, I have visited 4 clubs in the Baltimore area and decided to review this one because of the mileage factor!

When you drive up, parking is in front of the club with more parking in an adjacent lot on the side. The club is located in an industrial area, so it appears to be pretty safe for an “inner city” location. No cover charge to enter and low to moderate pressure factor for drinks and the like. Drink prices are only $5 for domestic beers and Coronas; however there are no limes or lemons served for mixed drinks or beers? Classy right? Shot prices are pretty reasonable, $7 for a shot of premium liquor, I think well drinks are the same price, I didn’t order them because my brand was the same price. Drinks for the dancers are only $10 and they will sit with you while you get to know them more up close and personal. When they join you for a drink the customer can do a little ass grabbing or a feel of their tits after pulling their bra to the side. Speaking of girls, there was 6 or 7 dancers working on a Saturday night which I consider sub-par at the very least. The girls were mostly 7 ups with a few “booger bears” throw in that always seem to be there, any day, any time. I think every neighbor bar seems to have a few of them, for fillers or when none of the decent girls want to work. All the girls were black with various shapes, from the slim goodies, to the big booty biitches. Most of the girls would get either completely naked during their 3 song stage show or at least pull their g-string back so you can get a good look at their goodies. The custo’s cannot go up to the stage and tip or make it rain so to speak, because the stage is behind the bar in the center of the club. The bar is an L shape configuration with about 30 seats around. There are tables in the club maybe 12 or so, I have never seen anyone sitting at them because the dancers can’t come up an approach you there nor can you see them very well. Big waste of space and resources in my opinion. After the dancer finishes her set, she walks around the bar for each custo to tip her a buck or two which most girls let you place anywhere you like and get a quick feel or two. That is the time where you can ask her to join you for a drink or straight to the point a VIP lap dance. There are no lap dances allowed in the regular area of the bar, nor can you have them dance in front of your chair while you tip them, like in most other DMV area strip clubs. VIP dances are pre-paid and are $30 per song, of which $10 goes to the club and $20 to the girl. I was able to negotiate 2 songs for $40 at 1:30am close to closing time because the girl needed to get her take home money up at the last minute. The bar still got their cut of $10 per song or $20 and the girl $20. I gave her an extra $5 at the end of the dances because she was pretty good. Lots of mileage, you can grind most of them with your stick outside your pants if you have on sweats or shorts. Most girls let you kiss or suck their breast and of course all the grinding from the front or booty grinding till you pop! No cameras in the VIP room and no bird dog to worry about during your dances, so you usually get your money’s worth. I have had four separate VIP dances from 4 different girls, one was a “10”, a few 8’s and two were not really worth the $30 bucks. It’s kinda hard to tell which one’s will be the best, because they all bull shit you and promise you the moon and the stars but only one really delivered what she promised ! I would definitely go back because the girls are fairly attractive, you get good value for your money spent and it is low pressure while you are there to enjoy yourself. If you try it, you probably will enjoy yourself without breaking the bank!