This club is situated in between...

This club is situated in between Oasis on US 19 in Clearwater and Bare Assets 13 miles north on US 19 in New port Richey. Basically this club is sitting on a high traffic main arterial road with no competition for miles, so when I saw that they offer a 2-4-1 drinks and lap dance special on Tuesdays I decided to stop by after work and check the place out. It was honestly the worst experience I have ever had in a strip club.

I got in around 6:30, no cover until 8:00 . There was 4 dancers on shift and 3 customers hanging out at the bar. Club owner or manager was sitting around in the middle of the floor lounging on a table, and the bouncer was hanging out at the end of the bar playing video poker. Bartender was pushing 50 years plus. I counted at least 4 TV's at the bar, however only one of them was actually tuned to ESPN, the other televisions were all set to show scrolling drink special advertisements for the club. 4 dollar beers. Lap dances over priced at $25. Did not inquire about VIP prices.

I sat at the bar when I came in and ordered a beer. There were no dancers on stage and non of the dancers left the bar the whole time I was at the club. Girls rated between a 3 and a 4, however I have seen much better looking day shift girls at other clubs. One girl approached me when I sat down but grew more interested in playing with her phone than making conversation. As I drank my beer, one of the other customers in the establishment decided to show off baby pictures on his phone, thus the dancers then all promptly started flashing pictures of their kids on their phones with one girl loudly proclaiming that she "has the record for the largest baby in Tarpon springs", I kid you not. At that point I grew disgusted and left without finishing the refill on my beer.