I went into the club on...

I went into the club on Valentines day. The marquee out front should have given me a clue. It said "all nude all of the time" I met a friend. He decided to have a dance on the usual couch at the side of the room. The girl did two dances and demanded $80 for the dances. He objected. She said "I was nude wasn't I?" $80 for five minutes? No wonder there were only about eight guys in the place and no one buying dances. This is a new kind of shuffle. Good bye Tropical Lei.