I have been going to The...

I have been going to The Choice for about three years now... ever since a zaftig girl named Spencer moved there from the 418 Club. It has mostly been a good ride for me, with a few curious ups and downs. The club is located in the Warehouse district of downtown Miunneapolis. It is nothing fancy, in terms of interior design. But it is clean. There is one stage, a curtained-off area on the main floor for couch dances and a VIP area upstairs for extended couch dances. I'm not sure about nighttime fees, but during the day, it's an $8 cover, with a free (non-alcoholic) drink thrown in. Couch dances on the main floor are $20. VIP dances are $150 for 15 minutes and $200 for 30 minutes -- plus tip. Tips depend on the girl. The first time I went up, no tip was asked for. The last time I went up, with a different girl, she said she expected $50 on top of the $150 for the 15 minutes. A third girl wanted a $100 tip for a 30-minute dance. What you receive in the VIP area is also inconsistent, but usually good. Daytime girls whose company I have enjoyed (besides Spencer):

• Victoria -- an Asian girl with long black hair and a nice sense of pacing;

• Nina -- a Thai girl with a long, sleek body and an attractively foul mouth;

• Lolita -- a petite South American girl with lips to die for;

• Midnight -- (aka Mandy Starr), a blonde porno movie "star" who's currently working at The Bunny Ranch in Nevada.