I went to Jaguars today and...

I went to Jaguars today and was extremely disappointed. First I had to pay 10 just to get in during the day shift. I thought all the clubs were no cover for day shift. But I paid the 10 and went in. Only saw a few girls around 5 or 6 and they were all fat, chubby. Not my thing. Then the best looking girl sits with me, I don't remember her name, but she wasn't great either. She was not as fat as the others but still thick around the middle. She did let me know right away that she was a player. The best thing about her was her New York accent. After talking to her for a while I could tell she was from New York. She talked me into a couple of dance's with that cute accent of hers. But be for warned, do NOT get dances from this girl. She smelled bad! I have heard of stories of girls who smelled bad at clubs but never experienced it first hand. Well now I have. I only got 2 dances from her, she did allow me to roam all over but I could not really have fun because of the smell.

Tomorrow is Super Tuesday so I may give the place one more shot, to see if there are any better looking girls on super Tuesday.