While up in Denver celebrating New...

While up in Denver celebrating New Year's Day and my 29th birthday (and new laws... lol) I visited two topless bars within close proximity to the 16th Street Mall. I decided to write this report based on the club that gave me the better experience. La Boheme is a decent club, however, it's a club that left a mundane impression on me. The club's layout is small, but cozy in a sense. The dancers were "cute" but not the "DAMN I want to get a dance from her" type of dancers. The club's music was pretty nice... It's not that annoying electronic electro music popular in strip clubs in El Paso, Texas. Instead, the club's music is more laid back. They can do better without editing the music though. We're in a club WATCHING the women dancing damn near naked... A few bad words in music won't spoil the mood or pollute out ears!

I was impressed at the full bar of alcohol that the club offered. It's larger than the ones I usually see in strip clubs, and I've been to TONS of strip clubs in my life filled with debauchery! I received a dance from one dancer of Dominican and Italian decent that had a bubbly, yet approachable personality. She was pretty sensual in her lap dance, and her nipples were cute and perky. Despite her small breast size, she had some nice nipples... I paid $30 for her topless dance, and I thought that I was being too generous. I don't like $35 for just a topless dance (while paying more for access to the VIP room). That's a ripoff. However, there are some girls that will offer to dance nude for the price of $50. The usual going rate for a nude dance is about $30, and the cheapest nude dance I got was only $20. This club doesn't even offer table dances. I'm pretty sure that a dancer can make some money by offering between $15 - $20 for a topless table dance without the need to go to the VIP.

This club is cozy, but too overpriced for the quality you receive.