It’s time for me to rethink...

It’s time for me to rethink the Mirage. My first visit to the club was several months ago, when I showed up shortly before closing on a Saturday—not the best circumstances to find out what a club is all about. This time, I went on Friday during their early evening happy hour, and it was a much better experience.

First, the layout of the place. The stage is high, long and in the middle of the room with seating on both sides. The chairs are comfortable and arranged two per table. The bar is on the right wall, and the private dance booths are located in the far right corner. While it’s not quite upscale, it isn't rundown either. Like the chairs, the place looks good enough and is comfortable.

Now for the girls. There wasn't a single one I’d kick out of bed, or the private dance room , for that matter. They were petite, shapely, small chested, and busty—not a chunky one in the lineup—and each one was sexy—which has not been my experience with every club in Rochester.