I went to Bare 'N Legal...

I went to Bare 'N Legal for the first time on a Monday afternoon after a pretty stressful morning. I needed to just chill and watch some naked women. I have seen mixed reviews for this place but thought what the hell. It was happy hour so there was no cover just buy a drink. $10 pretty standard for the nude clubs that I've been to. By the way, the hostess behind the bar was amazingly hot. Too bad she's not part of the entertainment. Anyway, very quickly a tall blonde named Amber comes up and begins a conversation. We head to and sit on one of the couches that line the perimeter. It doesn't take long before she starts the sell job. As I said, it had been a pretty bad day so I thought WTF I'll go for the 15 min VIP. $75. Paid the a fore mentioned babe behind the counter. But I wanted to wait for just a bit to watch the other talent. One BBW took the stage, gave her a tip and wanted to wait to see the other two really hot girls that were sitting at the bar dance but Amber nudged me and wanted to start. Off to the VIP booth we went. She quickly dropped her bikini to expose her really nice but fake tits and really nice shaved pussy. She started grinding on me with her pussy and got Jr. hard pretty quickly. Then came the upsell. Sex for a bill more and pretty much nothing else was mentioned. What the hell. After fingering her tight and now wet kitty I applied the cover. She hopped on for CG and rode me a while then switched to Doggie. A total of 12 minutes. I was really mindful of the time so I pounded her pretty hard and fast so as to finish on time. It felt great, I threw away the cover and dressed. I had a blast. Expensive but fun.