I made my first visit to...

I made my first visit to Masters on a Friday this December around 6pm. That was a mistake. All the research suggests this is the biggest and best club on all metrics so I guess there simply is no market for late afternoon/early evening strippers in Myrtle Beach. At least not in the winter. After an hour, I saw exactly one dancer wandering around and there were maybe 10 guys sipping on drinks.

I gave the club another chance Saturday night around midnight. While not crowded, there were a healthy amount of customers and dancers - Maybe 20 dancers and 50 customers, almost all white, but still plenty of room to sit. Several gorgeous young women and none that qualify as "too ugly to be stripping."

I got dances from two of brunette ladies I would rate a 9. Dances are $25 in the couch rooms, which are in fairly large cubicles with a bouncer that glances in every couple of minutes. The first lady was a thin tanned lady without much of an ass. She sat and chatted awhile and we got along really well. Before we even went back to the couches, I was really hard. After 3 superb dances, I blew my load.