Hustler is dead. There is absolutely...

Hustler is dead. There is absolutely no reason whatsoever to come here, unless you like strip clubs that resemble ghost towns.

I drove up on a Thursday evening around 7pm. There were no cars in the front parking lot, but I did notice a handful of cars in the back. I wasn't even sure the damn place was open, so I left the car on while I peeked in the front door. Sure enough, the doors were unlocked. I got back in my car, parked in the rear parking lot near the other cars, and walked in.

After walking all the way inside the place was totally lifeless. There was no vitality whatsoever: no staff, dancers, or customers to be seen. No valet, no door girl, no shot girl, no bathroom troll (good), no security detail, etc...you get the point. Still, it was quite a surreal experience.