Club Risque
3025 Veterans Hwy Bristol, PA 19007

Been to this place a few...

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jerrytheclown
Dec 30, 2013, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Thursday Evening

Been to this place a few times. What I like about it are the pool tables and some of the tall, thin girls. The lap dances were not bad but certainly not exceptional. What I disliked is that every time I have been there it has been crowded with nowhere to sit.Also dislike that the only place to sit, whenaspot is even open,is at the bar, which means you get pestered for a tip by every dancer (they do the "inside the bar loop around") after every visit to the stage, even the fat ones who aren't attractive. Guys go to strip clubs to see pretty women. The fact that a club would hire some fatties is like going to a restaurant and knowing in advance, that some dishes on the menu are poorly cooked. It detracts from the overall quality of the restaurant. Next imagine that an attempt is made, every time you go to that restaurant, to sell you (or otherwise try to get you to pay for) one of the poorly cooked dishes on the menu. That is what it is like when a fatty,or a girl past her prime, browbeats you for a tip. It would be like a retard asking to represent you in court.You would hire him to mow the lawn, not handle a legal matter on your behalf. You might hire a fatty to do paperwork, but not put on a show for you.

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