I normally go to Tootsie for...

I normally go to Tootsie for my entertainment but decided to check out this club. Where do I start, well it's not easy to find this joint, as you'll see it from the highway but getting to it is not as easy as you've to take side streets to get there. Once you park, you've to fork over $3 to the attendant and then another $5 to get in. Then once you sit down, you have to get a drink so I went with a soda and tip, so that's another $6. Then within the next 10 mins, I get dancer coming over to me for the $1 tip from the 3 dancers that rotate after each song, which cost me $7. So in the 10 mins I was there, I was down $21.

The dancers weren't that hot, of the 10+ that I saw there was probably one that was better than a 7+. With the constant pestering of the $1 tip from the dancer, it tough to relax in this joint. So after 15 mins, I decided to cut my loss and bailed out....now I know why I go to Tootsies.