Was back in Orlando for work...
Was back in Orlando for work and had the afternoon free so headed over to Cocoa Beach to one of my all time favorite clubs. The club itself is not the draw, it's the $10 lappers from a group of ladies that rarely disappoint. Unfortunately this was one of the disappointing visits, based on dancer attitude and shear laziness. I got there around 2:00pm and got a beer to settle in for a bit to check out the girls. There were fewer there than I remember and the quality was non existent. Most were white, skinny and tended to stick to themselves or huddle around a couple of suspected "regulars". Most of the clientele was 50 or older and the vibe was just not there for me. The girls took their turn for their three song set on the main stage and made eye contact only for the tips. I had been looking forward to this visit ever since my last one here, where I got some OTC action, after meeting the right girl. It might have still been available but the dancers were not working for my attention. I stuck around for a total of about an hour and then chaulked it up to a bad day and headed back to Orlando. I will try again the next time I'm in town and hope that this one was a fluke. I had a a pocket full if twenties but they left with me.
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