I went to Teasers because I...

I went to Teasers because I happened to find myself in Winnipeg one weekend and thought that I would check out a Canadian strip club. The club is about a 10 minute cab ride from downtown Winnipeg in an industrial looking area of the city. From the outside the club does not look like much, it almost looks like it could be a hotel. When you enter, the main room is very large and complete with two bars. The main stage is huge as well. It is like a runway that a model would walk on. Everything seemed very clean and tidy but I would not call it particulary posh. There was a feature there the night I visited who was "miss nude Canada" or something along those lines. She put on an awesome show complete with a shower show and an almost high flying trapzee circus show. The other women there were very attractive as well but their routines were not nearly as impressive as the features. They were mostly white but I saw some Asians and First Nations women as well. Beers were about 6 Canadian dollars which is about the same price for liquor at most strip clubs I have been to.

Now for the draw backs of the club. First, based on the Manitoba liqour laws, contact lap dances are strictly forbidden. You can get a fully nude table dance but really whats the point of that since it is basically like sitting at the main stage. In any case, the women dont come around asking for dances anyway. The DJ also helped ruin the experience as well. He was constantly screaming into the microphone to tip the dancers. Every couple of minutes he would yell "SOMEBODY TIP HER". It got on my nerves fast.

Overall, it was a decent experience. However, I would not rush back based on the lack of contact and the annoying DJ. If I ever find myself in Winnipeg again and wanted to look at naked women, I would probably make a return trip.