i keep swearing that i would...

i keep swearing that i would try other s-clubs outside of paradise - but it's so hard to pass up the value you get between money to girls to action ratio... for now. i say this with a caveat because i think most of us would agree that this isn't circa 2012 where it's a buffet of tits and ass at paradise; and now you have to be a little more discerning about who you decide to spend your $40 bucks with.

i digress.

i go on a wednesday because i figure i'd like to tackle that $100 VIP session with SOMEBODY. let me first say to avoid at allllll costs going before 12PM. i mean that in the most sincere way. i personally think that management has all the right intentions with offering half off nudie dances from 10-11 hoping to get a few more patrons in at that hour. problem is that the dancers aren't employees and they pretty much do whatever the fuck they want - meaning coming in whenever they want to and parading their naked asses around whenever they decide "ready".