Hmm... from the outside this place...

Hmm... from the outside this place is absolutely hideous. It is very disheveled looking. Once you walk in the door you usually smell cigarettes. 9/10X it will be empty - Even on a Saturday night. There maybe a girl dancing on one of the stages. 6/10X she will be just going with the motion; not to thrilled to be there. There will be several girls either at the bar or at a table talking to a patron or two. Another girl will be stumbling drunk. You will wonder why you are here in the first place. You sit down at the bar and grab a drink. By the by the girls are rated at: 1, 5,6,6,9,2, and "no way Jose." The 9 rated girl will ask you for a private dance. You will take the dance and for less than 40 bucks a song, you will REALLY ENJOY yourself. You will probably come back again, again, and again when you are in town.When that happens, we will see one another.