This had to be one of...

This had to be one of my worst club visits ever. I had read the reviews and didn't expect much and was still let down. I got to the club about midnight. The area and parking lot were fine, i.e. no safety concerns. There was a $5 cover charge to get in. The club had a pool table area with TV's that was more brightly lit than the rest of the club (it was also in a different room than the stage), a bar straight ahead, and a large stage area to the right. There were 5 dancers on shift and I don't think I'd have had a dance with anyone of them. One had rolls in the wrong places, two looked quite nasty, and one was clearly a drug addict (yellow/missing teeth, stained fingernails, etc.). The dancers did two songs each, and did not go topless for either. The main action was the waitress trying to get you to buy jello shots for the dancers. I stayed about 30 minutes (enough time for the dancers to cycle) and then left. I was told by one of the dancers that it was a very slow evening, but I can't imagine the club get's much better.