Normally this is my favorite club,...

Normally this is my favorite club, though I tend to spend too much and it's a little out of the way to get to, but this time I left pretty disappointed. It was a Friday afternoon and seemed pretty typical for this place and time - not very many dancers or customers. I was biding my time waiting for the right one to take for a lap dance, getting test runs on the big couch for $2. You really get more mileage on that couch than most clubs lap dances. This place would be a bargain if I could resist going for a lap dance.

So I finally find the one I want. A little blond spinner, no tattoos, and nice little perkies. She was totally naughty on the couch, and spent a lot of time on me between asking for tips. She was full hands on all over me, and even did the hot air blow through the pants right out there in the open. Wow...I gotta get this chick private.

So I buy the wrist band for $10, and I think she wanted $30 for the dance. When we get in and I asked to wait for next song, she was cool about it, but kept her distance. Then the dance starts and she got on my lap and just sat there. No grinding or moving at all. A little sway here and there but not much. She was still friendly so it's not like I had pissed her off. Granted I had full access to her boobs but was hoping for a little more. Stick shifting in private is a given here but she wouldn't even rub her leg against my junk. Weird, especially considering how physical she was in the public area. Ended up doing 2, thinking she must be saving something. Dumb.