It's a hard knock degenerate life...

It's a hard knock degenerate life I tell you. I've been hitting numerous degen holes in the tri state area for the last decade now and I have to say they just don't come more consistent than the PHouse. I'll never forget my first time hear, when I found out you could touch these tramps all over while they slithered up and down your carcass, and this was just for a dolla while you were still on the bar stool! The only unfortunate part is that 10 years later, much of the same crew is still making the 15 yard dash around the bar. While they are in desperate need of new, fresh talent, it's hard to complain overall since i've now totaled not ounces but pounds of jizzums in my pants thanks to this slut shack. (My dry cleaner salutes you!) Kenny Rogers puts it's best when it comes to the PHouse, "Through the years, you've never let me down.You turned my life around, the sweetest days I've found, I've found with you!"