The Foxy Lady Brockton is the...

The Foxy Lady Brockton is the sister club to the Foxy Lady in Providence. It shares the same name and has a similar upscale ambiance as the Providence club, but that’s all they have in common. The Foxy B may be a classy place to bring your old lady for a risqué night out or to go for a tame bachelor party. But my experience has been that it’s nothing special and doesn’t compare to the Providence club. There’s no stunners, few younger attractive dancers, not much variety and the lap dance setup is lame. Here’s the basics. The Foxy B is located in a suburban town outside Boston. It’s a short (quarter mile) easy ride from Exit 18B off Route 24. The club is not directly on the road and it’s sign is not very prominent (or even in front of the right building!). So to find this place you need to know that it’s located behind Frank’s Restaurant. It’s actually in the same building as Franks, but on the backside. It shares a gigantic parking lot in a shopping plaza with an empty big box store, a law office and the Walgreens drive thru. There’s no valet, but you don’t need it here- this area is very safe and there’s plenty of parking. Entering is pretty much hassle free (no metal detector or ID check) but they charge a $10 cover at night. Inside this place is pretty nice, but in a dated way. It looks like a reception hall from the 70’s. Add in the strobe lights and the cheesy disco music played during the run up to promos and it can feel like you went back in time (the only thing missing is some big bush!) Anyway, after going thru the entrance you have to wade your way thru a crowded sea of lounge chairs and tables to make your way to the main stage which is off to the left. The main bar is off to the right of the entrance, as are the restrooms which are sort of under stairs to the second floor. The second floor is more like a big balcony. On busier nights there’s a long low narrow stage that’s open upstairs. The Champagne Room is also located upstairs (just to the right as you come up the stairs by the entrance). The main stage is two tiered, with a top (preview show) part connected with glass-like stairs to the lower (tip rail) part of the stage. The ladies first enter from behind a curtain onto the top part of the stage set high above the audience. You watch from a distance as the dancers usually get topless and sometimes do a few pole tricks for one song. The dancers then make their way down the stairs to the bottom tier of the stage where the seats (and tip rail) are located. Then they dance for another 2 or 3 songs, with nearly all getting totally naked by their final song. There’s only one dancer on the bottom stage at a time, with another “on deck” on the top tier during the final song. The stage shows are decent. There’s some good one way contact from the dancers- boobs in your face, grabbing tips out of your hand with their tits and some close up box views. Kudos also for the good lighting on stage. Management even had the foresight to focus a spotlight on each lady’s twat when they did spread eagles on my last visit :) That was the good part. Now the not so good. The bouncers constantly run around the club like nervous secret service agents admonishing patrons not to touch the strippers and monitoring the lap dances. More importantly, the talent is only so-so in the looks department. I don’t want to be disrespectful, but the only way to accurately describe the talent here would be as a “dog and pony show” as many of the ladies heap on makeup, wear fancy gowns and dye their hair blond to try to create something that’s just not there. The dancers are almost all white (there’s one blond that looks like she’s maybe part Asian). Most seem to be on the older side- 30’s to even a couple that look like in their 40’s. Of the dozen or so dancers working on the Friday and Saturday nights that I visited, IMO most were in the 3 to 6 range. There were only a couple of ladies that I would rate higher at 7 or 8. One was a blond in her early 20’s called “Ashlyn” that looks slightly like Emma Stone. She’s a little thick but in all the right places, especially her big natural fun bags and plump ass. She doesn’t have any overwhelming tattoos and has a nice box. Another was “Bianca” a brunette with long black hair in her early to mid 20’s that has a slight resemblance to Rooney Mara in the Girl with the Dragon Tattoo. She has smaller tits and a few piercings, but has a nice phat bubble butt. Lap dances are done on large L-shaped leather sofas in a wide open area bizarrely located under the top tier of the main stage. There’s absolutely zero privacy. Even the patrons sitting at the stage can see you get a dance. Although some of the ladies will give you a good grind, the contact is strictly one way- you can’t touch the goods. The lap dances are $20 each, except during the promos that are done each hour which cost $30 for two songs and you get a free t-shirt plus a pass to get in free the next time you visit. A huge negative of the promos is that because of there popularity it gets crowded and you may have to share a couch with another customer getting a promo LD. I haven’t done a Champagne Room yet, so can’t comment on its set up or level of privacy and service. My experience is that the dancers only approach you when the promos are offered or if you have heavily tipped them on stage. On the other hand, you get bombarded with offers for a back massage all night. At least the massages are only $10 and IMO the massage girls (and waitresses) are way hotter then the dancers (FYI ex-Desires beauty “Mary Jane” gives back rubs here). Finally the clientele here is mostly stereotypical Massholes. Aside from the old grandpas that hang out at the bar, many customers seem to be middle-aged couples. There seems to be a lot of “Jack and Jill Parties” that come here. Even when the younger crowd rolls in around midnight, many of them are also couples. This sometimes makes the Foxy B feel more like a regular night club or cabaret show instead of a real strip club. I guess the bottom line for me is that I’ve been spoiled by the relatively nearby Providence clubs that have more liberal rules (for now), more variety, and (above all) a lot more hot looking strippers. For me the extra drive to Providence is well worth it.