It is amazing how much variety...

It is amazing how much variety there is in clubs as you travel across the country. This one has very little going for it. Sunday night at 9 o'clock and the place was absolutely dead. The twenty dollar cover was steep and I got nothing for it, no bar no waitress, no soft drinks, no heat. Two girls came and joined me after about 15 minutes, nice conversation. I guess it was a plus that I couldn't buy them a drink.

When one went up onstage, the other girl filled me in on the private dances. One dance for $35 or 15 minutes nude for $200. I chose 15 minutes nude for $200, thinking this must be a great show. She took me to the room next door which was about like the room we left, big, empty, and cold. There was very little privace and very little removal of clothing. She showed off her breasts and pussy from 3' away, city rules, no touching those parts. The fully clothed lap dance was fun but disappointing, knowing what I wasn't experiencing up close and personal.

I left shortly thereafter feeling like an out of towner who got ripped off, oh yeah I was! I frequent the Crazy Horse in Cleveland which is a pretty decent place. Don't waste your time or money on this Crazy Horse.