On the way back from the...

On the way back from the airport late on a Friday afternoon I decided to hit Ron’s. Not sure why, but Ron’s is a place that for some reason draws me in, even though my experiences there haven’t been all that good. With a few exceptions. But something about the vibe there makes me come back. And of course the $10 laps with black strippers.

I walk in all primed and eager to get crazy with some hot black strippers. I had changed clothes in the car, put on my commando lapdance shorts, popped a vitamin V, and entered an almost empty club. Grabbed a seat, nobody on stage, no dancers walking around, and no music playing.

But since I was in fairly desperate need of some wild lap dances with some hot sexy black strippers, Mr. Johnson convinced me to hang around for a while. But my big head knows that in situations like this it usually ends up being a lot of hoping and waiting, but in the end it’s just a lot of disappointment and frustration. Which it was.