So I last visited in early...

So I last visited in early 2012, there wasn't an executive room like it shows on the facebook page now, so that could be good, or a giant waste of money, time will tell. But my night was interesting to say the least...here goes:

First: Walk in, nice bartender, grab a beer and hit the rail. A decently hot girl dancing and after a long 10 minutes of her working the regulars, she comes on over. She smells great and wastes no time straddling me in my chair and using my nose on her clit. She then turns around and starts rubbing her face on my neck and kisses me softly, and brings her lips to mine, and as never has happened before she slipped her tongue in for a kiss (tasted like vodka). I didn't reciprocate trying not to get booted, and she pulls back, gives me a look and says to get the fuck out, no kissing allowed. I of course don't argue because you don't argue logic with a drunk stripper, so I go back to the bar and realize no one really cares what happened. Grab another beer and sit in the outer section waiting for her to be done. Then a nice skinny girl with tattoos comes over and sits next to me. Small boobs but hard body. We start small talk and before I know it I am hearing about her personal life/kid problems etc. Not what I was looking for but the new girl dancing is a little thick and I can tell she is drunk, and according to the girl I am talking with, she gets bitchy when drinking. So considering I came tonight not just to be disappointed, I elect to ask my girl for lap dance. She says she has to go on stage then will do it. OK.

So as she is dancing, which she works the pole VERY well, the girl who was just on stage that I Was warned about comes and sits next to me. Here is a basis of the conversation we have:

Her- What is wrong with you, why aren't you happy. Me- Doing just fine, relaxing. Her- Dont you think I am pretty? Me- Yes, very pretty, and you are a good dancer. Her- You want to eat my pussy out don't you. Me- Well I never kiss on a first date (trying to be coy and polite so she leaves me along). Her- You know that girl up there now, she is SO hot isn't she? Me-Ya, she is cute. Her- Well you are a fucking boring asshole....This goes on for about 15 of the longest minutes of my life, and then she finally leaves. My girl sneaks back over and we go to the back right corner just behind the DJ on a couch for my dance. Unfortunately there is another big bald dude getting a lap dance at the same time which was quite awkward, but 30 bucks got me 2 songs. Since she had just got off stage she was already naked, and she went right for the hot spot. Now I understand all girls all different, but usually with 2 songs I would expect a slow start with some "teasing" on the lap, not full force dry humping. Of course, no touching allowed, but here I am ready to blow and the second song is just starting. She puts her head close enough to mine that I don't have to completely yell to say "slow down darling". She either didn't hear me or didn't care, but there was no slowing down... YEP! THERE SHE GOES! so now I have half a song to hope she doesn't realize what her actions have done, and a minute or so later I am certain she realized, because she starting giving some space. At the end, she whispers- "nice job rookie". So red face and embarrassed, I head to the door and low and behold, the original girl that slipped me the kiss unexpectedly was standing outside smoking. She must've been more drunk than I thought because she gave me a hug and said to have a great night... WHAT?!