This is a below-average strip club,...

This is a below-average strip club, but it's the only one in Ocala. When I arrived at 6:15, I was greeted by "Don't touch the dancers". Not hello, welcome, etc, but "Don't touch the dancers". Not a good start. Also, the doorman could not give me change, and told me I had to go to the bar for that.

There were no dancers on stage, but a few 5s sitting at the bar The bartender was a fine redhead - ended up being maybe the hottest girl there, but that's not exactly a rarity in the strip club world.

Maybe around 6:30, the first dancer made her way to the stage. She was a 7, but out of about 10 girls there she was of only three 7s. And there was nothing higher than a 7 in here on a Saturday. Later I would see one of two 3s. Yikes. So we have three 7s, two 3s, and the rest were 5s. Well, I figured being a 25 minute drive from the closest strip club, let's give this place a chance. Chatted up all three 7s and some of the other girls - some were fairly friendly.