I love going to the strip...

I love going to the strip club during football season especially for Monday night football, well something that has never happen to me before happen this Monday night that just gross me out . Was at a particular club in Greenville Monday night (Platinum P) and was approach buy a thick red head with a ghetto accent and ask if i wanted a two for one. Well I was drunk as hell by then and ready to really party so i accepted even though she was not my type, 2 for 30 was the price negotiated. Any way we go to the back and we talk a little and the dance starts and it starts out great with heavy two way contact. Well this is where its gets bad, i have on a white Ralph Lauren polo shirt and after the first song I notice when she was grinding on me she leaves a dirty ass trial on the bottom end of my freaking shirt and something like a yellow dischard, I wanted to freak out and throw up but did not, I ask her to get up, I still paid for the 2 dances, I know I shouldn't have but I didn't want any trouble, I left and went straight home , and worst yet had to trash a brand new 80 shirt because the dischard stain would not come out..yes i can here you guys laughing!!!ha ha Out of all my years and private dances I have never had that happen to me!