London is far from lap dancing...

London is far from lap dancing heaven, but this is about as good as it gets.

The girls are better looking than in most venues, and constantly looking for ways to give you that extra bit of contact, though the rules are pretty strictly applied. Back in the day (2002-2003), this place was absolutely full contact, with Dallas or New Orleans style mileage. That all changed in 2004 when they were busted by the police, and it's never really been the same.

My gripes are that the drinks are expensive and some girls can be too pushy. That aside, I've had some magic nights at this place over the years, despite the music (which can be bad) and despite the cost. I was just there this week, and this absolutely stunning Mancunian lass practically had to call the paramedics to resuscitate me after she was done.