For whatever it's worth, become a...

For whatever it's worth, become a quasi-regular here. Nearby, and non-smoking unlike the clubs on the PA side of the river.

Club can be highly variable. Milage seems to go in cycles. Girls get very loose, then there seems to be a crackdown, at least on certain girls, and those who would previously go a long way are suddenly somewhat shy in the back.

Again, the basics - $10 cover gets you two non-alcoholic drinks but I don't think the (ridiculously hot) bartender is counting. She'll also take your BYO for you, and, if you tip her periodically for you, she can occasinally find a spare beer for you should you have come without.