Since Rumors closed several years ago,...

Since Rumors closed several years ago, I've felt a hole in my heart. To honor its memory, what follows are the top 5 experiences I had inside Rumors.

Honorable mentions: I was lucky enough to know several Rumors gals well enough to take them home on occasion. Kelly was a favorite I escorted home one night who then decided she would "be my girlfriend" for the night as we pre-partied in the shower, bar-hopped around German Village (where I almost had Silky join us in a three-some), and ended up in a motel naked. Long story short: Kelly gives GREAT head.

#5 - "Two-for-One" one random night I had two strippers - one I think was Naughty or her sister, and the other was an ugly, rotted-tooth skank who gave one of the best blowjobs I ever had - all for less than a $100 night. I somehow convinced them to tag-team my cock in the darkened corner tucked back by the pool table. Naughty/sister was much hotter, but the fugly gal was INTO it. I let my attraction to Naughty/sister override her lackluster oral skills, and I suppressed my aversion to Fugly Gal because my cock could not get enough of her suction! Long story short: I came on both of their faces.