THIS IS NOT A STRIP CLUB!...

THIS IS NOT A STRIP CLUB! Yes that's right, THIS IS NOT A STRIP CLUB. Why is it listed you ask... What exactly is it you ask.... Well I have been here a few times so I will clue you all in... hold on to your hats.

Located in uptight New Hampshire, this establishment is in a strip-mall that would have been my dream come true back in my junior high days. On one end is a comic book store. Next to that is a fireworks store. After that a pawn shop, (no guns here though, just musical equipment and some cool finds) keep going down the line we find a Tattoo parlor. 2nd to last in the line my favorite door to choose, is that of the smoke shop. Not your Dads cigar shop, this is where your Dad get's his triple blown glass bubbler and a new wand for his vaporizer. And of course it's called Up N' Smoke. Finally you reach what us pervs in the North East call L+L, Leather and Lace but there is more to that sign... it is Leather and Lace... ADULT VIDEOS!?

Now you could walk in the front door, or you could go into the smoke shop, they are connected. Remember how I said THIS IS NOT A STRIP CLUB! It's not, it's a fucking sex shop video store. But I drove an hour and half to get there so I might as well check it out. Inside is a small section of the usual, lubes, dildos, pocket pussies and butt plugs. Sex dolls, whips, nip clamps, and lingerie. A long glass case filled with stripper shoes, and that's when I see her. She's probably in her 40's, wonderful huge fake tits, a decent ass, and she is wearing a stripper outfit, and stripper shoes. So I approach her and ask her, 'what's the deal?'.