I recently moved to Portland and...

I recently moved to Portland and a buddy of mine who has lived here for a while wanted to show me the local titty talent on display here in PDX.

I told my friend that I wanted to go to whichever club had the hottest girls. He said the clubs in Beaverton are known for having the best looking girls, so we decided to go to Stars. I also wanted to check it out because I heard Scottie Pippen got thrown out of there once back when he played for the Blazers for not tipping while sitting at the rail.

We walked in and the interior of the place seemed like a mid-tier Vegas club, not that there's anything wrong with that. The club had multiple stages, but only one was in use while we were there. I meandered to the bar and ordered a soda with no ice(I quit drinking a few years back)when the first red-flag of the evening reared it's ugly head...watered-down soda! Seriously!?! Who the fuck waters down soda. I hate to think how angry I would've been with them If i had ordered a single-malt from them during my drinking days. Those were times when you didn't want to piss me off.