Hadnt been to Zebras in over...

Hadnt been to Zebras in over a year. Used to have a couple dancer friends i used to see, but they long gone. Showed up about 8:30 pm on Friday and the place was just down right sad. Four dancers on shift, three of them heffers, and only slim one was up in VIP. Price of admission was 20$, not worth it. After 10 minutes there, one of the heffers approached me for a dance. Got a look up close and saw she was pushing 45 or so. I declined but she kept insisting. Also noticed no one went onstage while there. I made my escape and decided never to return. YUK! Next time i'll stick to the Bird..