So I finally went to Christie's...

So I finally went to Christie's Cabaret after passing by it about 100 times and I had a pretty awesome time. There's a 8$ "membership" which is the same every time you visit, or I think it drops down to 7$. Drinks are moderately priced for a club. Everyone upsells everything from liquor to dances, so you gotta know what you like to drink and just order it, like absolut and red bull instead of grey goose. The first girl that approached me was a little rough around the edges so as a rule I had to decline the first offer. I will say that 80% of the girls that night were very attractive. The hustle was strong, as usual, but if you keep your wits about you, you can manage to have a good time without being bled dry. The club runs a 2 for 1 about every 45 minutes when they play "dae bow bow" & "girls girls girls" by Motley Crue, which I swear gets played at almost every club I've been to. The dances break down into three main flavors, couch dances for 30$ which practically no privacy unless the club is empty, a VIP for 60$ and the Champagne room which was a staggering 150$ for 15 min or 300$ for 30. I was approached by a very cute blonde and she sat down and gave me the run down. The first girl completely lied about the 30$ dances and only wanted to push 60$ VIP dances saying "full contact and you can touch me" The blonde did not push the dances at first so I decided to try them out and they were pretty good with a lot of hot grinding. No touching at that point, but with more alcohol and $$$ you can get pretty much anything you want. YMMV. After a couple of couch dances she really started pushing the Champagne room and it was just too damned expensive. 10$ a minute? Fuck that noise. Speaking of noise, the volume wasn't too bad at least as bad as Centerfolds. But I had a great time and still have money in the bank. PS the ATM charges 12$ for withdrawls and stay away from the Clubs "Funny Munny" its a rip off.