This was my first time my...

This was my first time my buddy and I went to this club and I have two words for you...PROJECTILE VOMIT!

When we first got in the club and were seated on the stage I was man handed by a huge breasted girl that was drunk as hell. This is not cool as we literly just walked in, but she was so liberal for a $25 lap dance that I let this slide. We were hit up by about 10 girls that were so fugly and old that we were thinking of leaving. Then we found two girls that were worth the wait. The one girl (Gia) finally came back about 1hr in and I was ready to spend my life savings on her...that is until my buddy and I were wet from behind and found out that another stipper running to the bathroom just pucked on both of our backs (mainly by buddy).

Fine I get it...some stippers have to get drunk to do what they do...its unfortunate but it happens. So as we proceeded to leave the bouncer asked why were are leaving and asked us to stay as he got the manager. Then the manager wanted us to explain to him who the girl was that pucked on them. He then proceeded to go the womans bathroom where she was nowhere to be found (surprise)...so of course he couldnt validate that the puck on my buddys back was actually puck. He asked us what was needed to make this better, we proceeded by telling him that we just spent $20 on two beers that we left on the stage...which he said he cant give money back as he couldnt validate this (even though the waitress was walking around) but if we followed him to the bar we can get the two beers. This sent my buddy over the edge so he went to get a new tshirt and because he left the manager wouldnt even give me the two beers (they could as we came in, but apparently not when we left).