I been away from the Strip...

I been away from the Strip club scene for three months. I usually hit the clubs once or twice a month for relaxation. However, I had a sibling that was facing foreclosure on their home and the family rallied around them to stabilized their situation. Every extra dollar I had went to turning back the bank. However, this support action wipe out my "fun funds". No fun for three months. Recently, I scored some overtime and I was able to replenish my lap dance funds. So, I wanted to make sure that I picked a Club that would deliver a good time.. I checked TUSCL and the Ebony Inn was near the top of the list. EI was the last club I visited three months ago and I declared them as the new best club in PG County. So, I planned a return visit on a Friday afternoon. The club is in a blue collar working class neighborhood. It has an earthy ghetto appearance on the outside that reflect the nature of the neighborhood . The entire club consists of four separate parts. There is a barbecue drive through in the front of the club; a liquor store on the side of the club; an entrance to a bar which looks like a scene out of 1970's black exploitation movie . You fully expect to see Richard Roundtree, Fred Williamson, and Jim Brown sitting at the bar and shooting pool at one of the two pool tables. Finally there is an entrance to the strip club which is GHETTO FABULOUS. The inside of the club is upscale . there is a nice set up with wing back chairs and small tables with Kleenex and Purcell hand sanitizer. There is a dance floor in the middle of the club that the dancers use to advertise their assets. There is an upscale sound systems with multiple flat screen TV's. The club has a waitress staff that are eager to please without being obtrusive. The waitress staff remind me of the elderly sisters that use to prepare lunch in the church kitchen on Sunday. I usually look for an excuse to tip them for running an errand or getting me a drink.

There is a diverse collection of dancers. They range from the very fine, model worthy dancer that could appear in Smooth Magazine.; to the ultra fat jumbo dancer that look like they could play on an offensive line in college. The dancers, also, cover an age range from the young and very fit to the more seasoned performers with a lot of mileage .Each patron should be able to find 2 to 3 dancers that appeal to their personal taste. The majority of the dancers seem eager to please and are willing to go the extra mile for generous tips.

The clientele of the club is typically 35 year to 60 years working men looking to have a good time with minimal drama. It easy to relax with this group and have pleasant conversion if you desire to engage your fellow hobbiest. Also, there is a VIP room if you desire maximum privacy. Lap dance are still $5.00 per dance. SUCH A DEAL!